Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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