I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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