He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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