Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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