Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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