Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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