I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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