shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
Randomize