I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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