white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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