We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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