The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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