i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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