I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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