Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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