Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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