glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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