At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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