I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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