Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
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