Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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