Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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