thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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