I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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