we have officially lost it.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
