Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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