what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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