Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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