Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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