He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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