This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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