It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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