thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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