When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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