Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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