I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I just found puke in my bra..
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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