Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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