I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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