guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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