I wish I only lived at night.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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