Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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