quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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