K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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