I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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