I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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