Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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