do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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