you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
My bed smells like the plague
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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