So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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