I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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