i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
My balls are so social today.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
