So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
my god I love twenty year old dicks
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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