I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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