Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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