I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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