Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I cannot find my penis.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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