perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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