i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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